Eetti Tamilyogi [DIRECT]
If you want, I can expand this into a short story, a scene-by-scene script, a visual mood board, or a practical starter kit for any of the concrete projects above. Which would you prefer?
Eetti Tamilyogi — a name that snaps like a reed in wind, half myth, half machine. Imagine a pilgrim who walks at the edge of thunder: equal parts ascetic and engineer, chanting ancient hymns while calibrating the pulse of a city. This is a short, thought-provoking sketch of that figure and the ideas they carry. eetti tamilyogi

If anything, I would have been more open to an expanded role for Beorn, rather than the Legolas/Tauriel arc.
I think we've come to a place where movies are so bad (lame propaganda written by adults who cry a lot) that yesterday's bad movies seem kind of fun by comparison.
I don't think I'll get past the fact that *The Hobbit* has the wrong tone in nearly every single scene: dramatic and scary where it should be adventurous, or silly where it should be miserable (as when they enter Mirkwood). Not to mention about half of it is an advertisement for a trilogy I've already watched.
But hey, at least it isn't about Trump.