But oh, their love was doomed, from the very start, For their families' hate, would soon tear them apart. In a duel, Romeo's friend, Mercutio, did fall, And Romeo, in rage, would soon face his final call.

Romeo, a Montague, with a heart full of cheer, Went to a ball, where he hoped to find a peer. He met Juliet, a Capulet, with a smile so bright, And fell in love, with a most swooning delight.

Let's apply these tips to the original story:

[Illustration: A dramatic illustration of the tragic duel, with a giant clock in the background]

The timeless tale of Romeo and Juliet, a classic of English literature, meets the whimsical world of Dr. Seuss! In this guide, we'll show you how to "Seussify" the tragic love story of the star-crossed lovers from Verona.

[Illustration: A colorful drawing of the two families facing off, with thought bubbles showing their anger]

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6 thoughts on “‘What We Do In The Shadows’ Season 2: A Jackie Daytona Dissent

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    August 1, 2020 at 1:22 pm
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    I love how you say you are right in the title itself. Clearly nobody agrees with you. The episode was so great it was nominated for an Emmy. Nothing tops the chain mail curse episode? Really? Funny but not even close to the highlight of the series.

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    • August 2, 2020 at 3:18 pm
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      Dissent is dissent. I liked the chain mail curse. Also the last two episodes of the season were great.

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    November 15, 2020 at 3:05 am
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    Honestly i fully agree. That episode didn’t seem like the rest of the series, the humour was closer to other sitcoms (friends, how i met your mother) with its writing style and subplots. The show has irreverent and stupid humour, but doesn’t feel forced. Every ‘joke’ in the episode just appealed to the usual late night sitcom audience and was predictable (oh his toothpick is an effortless disguise, oh the teams money catches fire, oh he finds out the talking bass is worthless, etc). I didn’t have a laugh all episode save the “one human alcoholic drink please” thing which they stretched out. Didn’t feel like i was watching the same show at all and was glad when they didn’t return to this forced humour. Might also be because the funniest characters with best delivery (Nandor and Guillermo) weren’t in it

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    • November 15, 2020 at 9:31 am
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      And yet…that is the episode that got the Emmy nomination! What am I missing? I felt like I was watching a bad improv show where everyone was laughing at their friends but I wasn’t in on the joke.

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